(Assuming the shower is running. Any temperature.)
The best I could come up with was a hot soup, but eventually you’ll get more water then broth. There has to be a better food out there for those hungry showers!
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For fast eating challenge try cotton candy
Do this if you have ever wanted to identify with a raccoon.
Something hot in an open bowl sounds like the worst food to eat in a shower TBH.
I’d go with something cold in a tube, like an ice pop. Or maybe a beer in one of those fancy insulated tumblers with a closeable lid.
I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the famous shower orange yet. On Reddit there is a whole subreddit dedicated to it.
A cold orange in the shower is perfect – it’s refreshing, it smells great and you don’t have to deal with the usual mess of eating an orange.
??? The peel is what I’d consider the messy part. Are people just stomping it down the drain?
The visual of someone waffle stomping an orange is top tier. Thank you.
You take care of that part later, I guess. The whole point of the shower orange IMO is to go primal on it and tear it open and chow down without concern for mess or eating it efficiently. Leaving the peel to pick up afterwards probably just gives the rest of your shower a nice citrus aroma.
going primal on an orange, so unpeel, and eat it like an apple?
More like… take the orange, with the peel still on it, into the shower. Dig your fingers straight through the peel deep into the center of the orange, and then rip it open. Smash your whole face into the middle of the orange, shoving the sweet insides into your mouth and not caring that much of it is smearing on your face. Then shower normally… no sticky residue because you’re already in the shower and it washes right off.
So how do we give awards on here?
I enjoy eating peaches in the shower Any messy fruit, really, but stone fruits in general.
You can just shamelessly get in there, get that nectar all over your face, and enjoy it. Probably more enjoyable if you have a beard and need to eat carefully.
I no longer drink, so this is like my shower beer now.
Grapes.
Most fruit seems to be a good choice IMO. Even veggies may be a decent option. Grapes maybe?
Fruit is generally waterproof, so it’s not like it will taste different in the shower.
I think anything with flour is probably a bad choice. Nobody likes soggy bread/cake/whatever.
I’d also consider any kind of cheeses or cured meat. Maybe a nice meat/cheese/fruit assortment?
Is beer a food?
Beer.
If anyone has not had a shower beer you should try it!
Back when I smoked I would have a beer and a cig.
My kids will eat anything in the shower. But I would say mango, I can only eat that over the sink anyway, so messy.
I prefer to run a hot bath with a bunch of bouillon cubes. I bring salad and breadsticks in with me for the unlimited experience Olive Garden promises, but refuses to actually provide paying customers.
slaps top of bathtub this bad boy can fit so much spaghetti in it
When I was in the military, there was a dude that was disgusting. He rarely showered to the point that he had to be ordered to shower. One time, his roommates got so frustrated with him, they took the shower head off, shoved a few bullion cubes in there, and forced him to shower. The dude couldn’t figure out why he smelled like chicken soup.
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
At the worst point of my life I indeed had a shower crunch wrap after a brutal graveyard shift. This is the answer.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It’s a really clever design.
Mangoes because you can go primal without a care
Oh this is a great idea. You could like slice it with your eye teeth and then rip it open like a mad monke out for revenge. I feel like squatting would also give you more control as things get slippery…
Yeah this one feels right
Some scuba divers train to eat bananas underwater. I suspect that wouldn’t be too bad in the shower
…why do they train that?
The potassium reacts with some of the salt water minerals to help them rapidly float to the surface if they run out of oxygen
That’s a lie isn’t it
