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minus-squareRagingSnarkasm@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up118·5 months agoHave you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·5 months agoI tried to print out their application, but for some reason my printer bricked itself after I bought some 3rd party ink.
minus-squareassembly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·5 months agoFriend of mine said he tried inserting a third party cartridge and his HP printer pulled a gun on him.
minus-squareDoomBot5@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·5 months agoI knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.
minus-squareOld_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·5 months agoI went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.
minus-squareStache_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·5 months agoYou can’t just leave a Brother behind like that
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoI installed third party cartridges and the printer printed out a legally signed document stating that it was now the legal owner of my house.
Have you considered employment with HP’s printer division? They could really use someone like you.
I tried to print out their application, but for some reason my printer bricked itself after I bought some 3rd party ink.
Friend of mine said he tried inserting a third party cartridge and his HP printer pulled a gun on him.
I knew this guy whose HP printer shanked the delivery guy as he was delivering third party cartridges.
I went to the supply closet today and saw with my own two eyes 3 HP printers had our only Brother printer cornered. I backed away slowly and told no one.
You can’t just leave a Brother behind like that
I installed third party cartridges and the printer printed out a legally signed document stating that it was now the legal owner of my house.
My hp printer drank my beer