Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.message-squaremessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1185arrow-down124
arrow-up1161arrow-down1message-squareGive a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.Philo@lemmy.zip to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·8 months agoMy version is different. Give a man a fish, and it feeds him for the day. Give him a poisoned fish, and it will feed him for the rest of his life.
minus-squarenilloc@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·8 months agoGive him Fugu served by a novice chef and it might feed him for the rest of his life.
My version is different.
Give a man a fish, and it feeds him for the day. Give him a poisoned fish, and it will feed him for the rest of his life.
Give him Fugu served by a novice chef and it might feed him for the rest of his life.