Start the new year off right and leave this bad habit behind you, it’s disgusting!
Well how do you feel about shtanding, then?
Shay, doesh anyone know when Sean Connery will be showing up to Wimbledon?
Anyone? No?
Tennish. 🥸
Pro tip - Simply eat a light meal of shirataki noodles, around 200 Cal. With any luck you can form your very own bezoar and rid yourself of this addiction for the rest of your life.
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Some Lemmy advocacy does feel like this
Im doing it right now, cope and seethe amirite
Slogan should be “put a cork in it.”
Like that old Kids In The Hall sketch.
“WE WILL NOT BE TYRANNIZED BY OUR BLADDERS!”
I prefer Humans Against Masturbating And Shitting
It’s not the shitting which annoys me, it’s the wiping. It’s frustrating and such a time waste
Wait, you wipe? I thought 2024 was supposed to bring in anal dry cleaning…
Born to shit, forced to wipe
You will find a bidet to be your personal saviour.
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We need VaPOOrise
wait until they learn about eating. fucking revolting.
these “stop doing X” memes represent a low point for meme culture. extremely, painfully unfunny and yet ever-present