• Big_Boss_77@kbin.social
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    9 months ago

    Teach him to use it and send him down the path of one of the most frustrating career paths in existence…

    Developer: Hey, I think the network is broken

    Network Engineer: Okay, lemme check 30 seconds later nope, looking good, what’s up?

    Developer: There’s a network issue, I ran this new code and lost everything.

    NE: That’s… not really how the network works…

    Dev: I’m a Developer, I know how the network works.

    NE: Really…? Do you know how servers work?

    Dev: Yes, of course. …

    NE: Then why didn’t you look that your code crashed the VM you were using and you need to restart it…

    Dev: …so it was a network issue?

    NE: …

    Dev: to other Devs Hey guys, don’t worry, it was a network issue, but I got them to do their job for once and fix it.

    NE: resumes recreational liver destruction

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      9 months ago

      After setting up my own network, and trying to (kinda sorta) do it the right way (multiple SSIDs, vlan segregation, restrictive firewalls for iot, VPN to a VPS, etc.) — I have so much respect for network engineers. First month with my new router, felt like I “broke the Internet” every other day.

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    9 months ago

    i got a cat toy one year instead of a computer mouse. my mom thought it was hilarious.