Great, fucking product placement is making it into the depressing 4chan memes.
Please drink verification can
One of the funniest sci fi concepts ever
sounds like it was the Monster™ Zero Ultra™ that fixed things (which you can purchase here)
MFW greentext was just an advertisement
Mfw even Pepe was an advertisement
I’m disappointed that your username or instance isn’t an ad
The awful thing about your post is that you actually linked to the dishwater, thus enhancing the ad.
Exercise works. Drug my ass out of bed, didn’t want to. Drug my kids down the street, off into the local woods to the creek. They didn’t want to.
3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.
Drug my kids down the street
What now?
3-hours later and everyone is happier and healthier. Had a blast, kids learned some life lessons. Imagine that.
Acid?
Shrooms?
Some self-discovery anyway (:
But I’m jealous of that person passing drugs like candies. Just like with this regular halloween hysteria about laced candies, who can believe there’s a person who’d share expensive and illegal drugs like that? If you shovel off all that morbid irresponsibility of such act, they can be the modern day dope Santa. Thus making this story hit in a different (and hopefully not creepy) way.
(it should be noted that OP didn’t gave their kids drugs. They took their kids to the woods for exercise)
Kind of wholesome?
Cept the chugging of blech
I barely ever hike but i never regret it when i do.
My daughter regretted stumbling over a rattlesnake when she went hiking. It was too confused to bite her, but then it was angry, and between her and home, and she had to wait for a group of people to come and help scare it away.
Idk if this was some mountainside but just go around?
Meanwhile: The Trail
A lot of people are depressed because they’re fixated on the negativity. You’d be surprised how much going outside, exercising, or even just doing simple things like taking a nice cold shower or cleaning up your room can help.
Obviously it’ll be different from person to person but generally, setting a small goal and accomplishing that goal will make you feel better.
a nice, cold, shower