This picture was really funny to me until I learned chocolate is toxic to birds. Polly prolly ded
Well then I guess I relate with Polly even harder.
That being said, no worries to be had here. Birds not dead as bird wasn’t real. Not fully anyway. It’s from that godawful Sandler movie, Jack and Jill. The movie has a real bird but for this shot they put it in the fountain using CGI.
Polly safe. All good.
Looks like a sulfur crested cockatoo. The CGI sells it because this is the kind of shit they would do.
Plenty of videos showing their real life shenanigans. (E.g. “cockatoo eating croissant” or “cockatoo opening bin”).
I love them, but Jesus they can be a pain in the arse sometimes.
It’s from that godawful Sandler movie, Jack and Jill
DUNKACCINO? DON’T MIND IF I DO-
Why is chocolate bad for all animals except humans?
Plants’ main objective is to make baby plants. Some, like cacao, peppers, coffee beans, have opted to be bad for some/most animals so they don’t get eaten. Turns out that humans are pretty metal and like chocolate, capsaicin (the spicy compound in peppers), and caffeine.
Same with nicotine and alcohol.
It’s also theorized that humans consumed these things to help with parasites
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In order for you to overdose on chocolate you would need to have an equivalence of dosage which is around 700 chocolate bars.
So 300 is probably ok? Asking for a friend.
300? Amateur
Quetzalcoatl wanted it that way - it’s our special snack, animals can fuck off.
So there’s more for us, obviously.
Enzyme
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Oh man it’s the cum slut bird Tumblr post
Okay listen up cum slut…
Fuck. What an iconic line.
