Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
You should give the Charmin Strong a try if you haven’t. I hate the soft and fluffy ones as they leave lint like you said. I’ve never had an issue like that with the strong.
Obviously unpopular opinion, but I prefer one ply. The fluffy stuff always leaves lint which I think is pretty gross. I also find it more adjustable, like maybe I only need one square to wipe up a little toothpaste but I can also use three feet to wipe my ass.
I will die on this hill
Ok so I prefer 1-ply for the same reason on those 1000 sheet rolls, but … look at it. One-ply isn’t the issue with this tissue. This is at another level.
Splinter in your sphincter?
If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.
I will die on an adjacent hill.
Except this isn’t 1 ply toilet paper, it’s 1/2 ply 300 grit sand paper
You should give the Charmin Strong a try if you haven’t. I hate the soft and fluffy ones as they leave lint like you said. I’ve never had an issue like that with the strong.
how do you know it leaves fluff?
I do wash my ass in the shower