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I’m now naked in bed, and this would probably get my boyfriend excited.
Everyone knows you take a shit faster while naked anyway
Right now I’d be fine. A few hours ago, knee-deep in snow would have been more annoying.
I’m now being arrested for public indecency.
I’m not wearing anything, so I assume the universe throws a NullPointerException and everything blinks out of existence?
I’m sort of cold until I put on some other clothes. But it’s okay, I needed to change those sweatpants anyhow.
I get suspended because no uniform.
Thankfully, I’d just left work when asked this.
The mosquitos suddenly become very happy…
I’m naked. And cold.