Vous le faites déjà, chaque fois que je suis à Paris j’ai zéro likes sur Tinder 😔

Pour un peuple fameux pour le foie gras vous n’aimez vraiment pas les boulettes transatlantique

Just like a beehive with mace, it’s unbearable

It says with chill, but I see Calgary weather was not chill that day

Eegads, what a strong, sensual woman

CITIZEN SNIIIIIIIPPS

Wait is there no rule here

Serial experiments layin’ in bed

Fake: Open source is the most efficient way to get communities to push and develop technology. People gathering to discuss, work, and share solely for the interest of the subject, serves the subject. People putting in effort in exchange for resources will only be serving self-interest, and never be wholly dedicated to the project goal.

Gay: Capitalists are only interested in advancing technology for monetary gain; if reversing genuine improvement serves their greed, they will do (and have done) so.

Edit: double gay, most open source people are also wearing cute thigh high socks rn

Damn USA about to include itself on its own travel advisory list

NINTENDO SIXTY FOURRRRRRRRR

Sorry, different console. But I’m sure you had the same energy

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

If you think that’s rock bottom, I think you should make like a Zapp Brannigan backrub and go lower.

Lower.

Lower.

Too low!

Lower…

ATATATATATATATATATATATATA

In my head, I was just thinking “a whole bunch of different ants brute-forcing it until it works isn’t intelligence.” Then I saw the video where they’re actively rotating it after it isn’t going in and realized, holy shit, I’d still be trying to push it.

The intro went so hard

those fools forgot about lays 😎

That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

Spider-Jackets, so hot right now