Currently listening to Starter Villain

Guy inherited his “billionaire” estranged uncles “parking garage” business, only for his ancillary businesses to be more interesting.

Up next, can it run Zelda or Pokemon?

This may come off as a dumb question, but would javelin be a better search term?

The trick is to have an automatic feeder and not bother to adjust the clock for DST

It was only a matter of time

Imperial march right.

Wouldn’t be the first time.

Cows now have tetrodotoxin like Fugu fish. Incorrectly prepared cows now have the chance to kill you.

Not very.

Taskmaster, cats, tails from tech support,

Because OP is lazy.

Retro Game Corps published a 14-minute video about how well Nintendo Wii U games can run on Android handhelds.

Big daddy N then DCMA the video to oblivion and this wasn’t the first time big N did this to him.

Ah legacy systems.

All the young kids use ::1

Hacking.

There is no way that you keyboard danced for 12 seconds and completed a nmap scan, identified an unpatched target with a remote code execution bug, delivered the payload, pivoted to an account with the permissions you needed, and found the server running the internal application you are looking for.

Alternative, get one with a USB port and load a USB stick with MP3.

1. Yes, I helped build the internet.
2. Yes, I don’t try medial stuff because my skills and knowledge are not medial stuff.
3. Yes.

Those poor people called Richard.

You should hear what happened to the radio broadcast of the book.

Facebook? More like FBI. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Government Bureaucracy.

Renewing a driver’s licence or passport. The individual looking at your application will see the date of birth and raise a red flag.

Brothix? Linal?

Depends how often you need to get to the eleventh floor.