I wonder how much dietary advice he gets from skinnyfat meat eaters.

That snap and crackle is also great to hear as your layers come apart

I was just listening to this song today.

In reality it was a hospital

Elon musk will now bail out every nazi asshole in trouble.

Your tax dollars ar play

1. Fuck up the economy
2. Sell your country to China

Good plan tbh

They fucking won.

How can Americans expect their country to work if shit like this is allowed?

The only Pürer

John\0Doe will fuck with all C (and C based derivatives) software that touches it.

My car floor mat agrees. I’ve washed it ten times and only after getting a special cat urine removing spray it stopped smelling like a hobo.

If it was the seat or it leaked into the carpet I’d be fucked.

Then get to work.

Today’s consumers for ya.

Biden couldn’t do shit.

But he „gave it his best” so it’s fine.

The wheel is in Pripyat and I don’t think you’re gonna be touring the exclusion zone now.

I use drip and Chemex. And arch and macOs.

This is pretty accurate.

She’ll fucking love it

Project 2025 was just a prank bro. It was just a prank…

Good luck over there, I think they’ll cut your internet soon.

We can’t ban fireworks but we’re supposed to ban fossil fuels.