Gosh I totally feel that. Maybe something is going around.

I got to spend some time with my big sister. We had tea and talked awhile, then played Smash Bros. She apparently loves to spam Falcon Punch, so I got to see a lot of very entertaining slo-mo finishing blows. Like p-p-p-PAWWunchhh…

Good question, I feel slightly better now.

It’s gotten bad lately – both the posts and the news itself. I feel like I need to take a break myself. Irony of this comment also acknowledged.

Tee shirt bots?

Just because there’s been an influx of important political news relating to the former president (court decisions, trial delays, etc.) does not mean we need a bunch of “Trump says” articles again.

From knowyourmeme.com:

The Hawk Tuah Girl, also known as the Spit On That Thing Girl or Spit On That Thang Girl, refers to a woman who was interviewed in a viral TikTok video and was asked, “What’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?” to which she responded in a Southern accent, “Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang,” resembling a spitting sound amid oral sex.

Free time

Now make one for all us sad abandoned loner queers

This reminds me of another circular argument: Anything the president does can be considered “acting presidential” simply because they’re president. You might’ve thought that shitposting on twitter was unbecoming of a world leader, but once a president does it, it’s okay for a president to do.

An argument to protect a fool from public criticism now doubles as a defense against legal action.

:3

Speedrunners go in at a slight angle so they can drift / mini-turbo their way through this section.

omg if you rearrange the letters it spells “BEWITCHERS” and “ML”. And we all know “ML” can only stand for one of two things:

• machine learning, as in the robots are taking over and ruining society, or
• :3 mlem :P

I tried muting the TV and just reading the captions for a little, and it made me a fair bit more confident in Biden. And he did have some good moments after I turned the sound back on. I’m just worried it won’t be enough. Maybe it’s the anxiety of realizing that we’ve actually reached election season.

I keep tuning in and out. I tune out when Trump speaks because everything he says is just such an affront to objective reality. But then I also tune out when Biden speaks because… He just comes off as so old it’s making me cringe. Like, this is the best we could come up with to combat a literal fucking fascist.

Then I wonder, what part of this am I listening to? The questions?

Five Nights at Freddy’s. So much wasted brainpower.

That’s why programmers have all those monitors. They’re each hooked up to a different computer.

I’d say this is more like how to email effectively. If you want to email like a boss, you need to master the subtle art of the one-word email.

Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)

Type 🅱️ gang

Who knew e-scooters could be so hateful

doubters will waste time arguing about what kind of logical fallacy this is