kaiomai

There’s already a fair crack of wowsers here

Could you translate that?

Well, it isn’t midnight yet so no baconnings will be happening yet.

Nothing was taken. It is a copy. The original is still exactly where is was. It is by definition not theft.

What accent do you fart with?

Beans, beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat the more you fart. The more you fart the better you feel, so let’s eat beans with every meal!