Farid

I remember this joke usually involving eggs. But I suppose that had to be changed, for reasons.

That’s how Google always worked, btw. But there is one obvious benefit to showing the original URL before you click it, you can hover it to see where the link actually leads before they hijack the click.

So she wants to go to jail if she wakes up with a headache?

iDreams (Infinite Dreams) didn’t make the cut? I love their Sky Force games.

The backpack.

I don’t think anybody in Seychelles ever seeds on purpose. Being a remote island (archipelago), the internet prices are insane. Almost nobody has uncapped internet, mostly only business.

Yeah, my pedantic ass always cringes at stretched consonants and silent vowels.

OMG, is the phone ok?

Yeah, but that’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Loose seal! Loose seal!

Lemmy is not internet. It has been towed outside the environment.

I mean, that requirement is kind of implied.

Only if you’re “good looking”.

Spicy pillows do be like that.

A bunch of blåhajs are being piled on a bed, accompanied by Half Life 2 noises for comedic effect.

Isn’t it a toupee? Which keeps flying off.
Besides, being bald is more manly.

Mine’s screen popped out due to the battery swelling :(

That’s one expensive joke…

How are they paying their electricity bill?