If you’re going to adjust the final amount for inflation then you need to adjust the £5000 for inflation so in 1493 you would only be earning £6 per day.

Still does

That Bug’s Bunny.

Why were the police at a show?

Every house should have a fucking closet.

So he’s currently struggling against just Ukraine but he’s warning us that he could end up facing the whole of NATO?

*to have worked at Macdonalds.

Unfortunately I can’t sign because I’m in the stupid UK.

You had me at kills civilians.

This is an early example of what life will be like if they win…

Well, if anybody was still undecided…

If he killed her he’s not a suspect.

Voodoo Lights!

There are 10 types of people: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

No, you’re driving on the wrong side!

‘The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog’ does not contain the letter S.

What can I do you make you happy?

Surely that should be potential parents

I wouldn’t mind quite so much if it was because the people filming that way believed it looked better. But the real reason is usually because they are too dumb to think of turning their phone on its side.

*in The Hague

That’ll show them!