Put a fork in me, I’m done.
Grateful to have been paid and can take the cat to the vet this week for his vaccinations and a checkup for his bile vomit.
Grateful for the cat, he’s the best thing to have happened to me.
Grateful for my partner supporting me and Mickey, for all our faults.
😱💀
Knee deep in the passenger seat, and you’re eating me out
Is it casual now?
Those lines are virulent, so damn catchy. Naked in Manhattan and My Kink is my Karma are my favs so far I think, but it’s hard because every song is great!
All good advice are lessons learned in the flames that chill, rather than burn.
It can apply to many differing situations, but the best thing you can do is look after yourself first and foremost. One cannot do anything for anyone else, if one is broken from lack of self-care.
I’ve been listening to Chappell Roans album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess and I’m in love.
My partner came home from work last night and started playing Stellaris while listening to the album as well. He said we should go see her if she comes to Aus. He says one of the reasons he loves me is that I never judge him for liking Pop music, and I sing along with him to Call Me Maybe lol. He knows the lyrics better than I do.
I love my Pop Boi.
I took an old mattress to the tip; does that count? 😂
Your Spidey Sense was tingling for sure.
They’re also adults, so they need to figure themselves out. Don’t burn yourself out with their shenanigans.
When they’re like “you got any investments bro? What about income from dividends? Don’t know what a dividend is? Oh, just put down “no” then, you poor fuck”
Just can’t shake the blues
Drowning in these melancholic hues
Shades of hope ride the rising tide
Adrift but I know it’s gonna be alright
He took a leap of faith, but you were right not to fall for his attempt to bounce into your bed.
Good grief. And here I am, early thirties, stressed I’m falling behind.
Don’t burn yourself to keep others warm. They both need help, but they need to ask the right orgs. The most I would do is point them towards Ask Izzy if they’re struggling financially.
What did I do to deserve his love? I would give my life for him 😭🙌
SQUEE squee squee ^squee squee squee^
Pigeons are my favourite bird, of all the birds. I love their coo-ing sound they make, and how derpy they look.
Plus, Australia has a bunch of native ones. My favourite is the Crested Pigeon - they have little mohawks and squeak when they take off.
Look at these beautiful pigeons! https://www.australiaswonderfulbirds.com.au/pigeons
Look at the superb fruit dove and see the beauty of pigeons lol
ILL GET YOUR LICENSE PLATE! ILL HAVE YOU AREEESTED RAWRRRRR
🏴☠️ Yo ho ho! Fiddle dee dee!
Being a pirate is alright to be!
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free!
You are a pirate!
To the high seas, mateys!
https://www.reddit.com/r/MildlyBadDrivers/s/ZFc5MaU8qI
I cannot stop laughing, I’m crying
“You’re holding up the world!” 😂💀
Trying to be kind about an email from a friend, where they have linked me a seek job posting for… A sales rep.
When they know I’m changing careers and have spoken to them about it. That I won’t be going back to call centre shite.
Ehhhhhhhhh. EHHHHHHHHHHH