I had some awesome oreo and dulce Gelato last night.

I hear there’s a monster truck show all day where they are, wherever that is. They have punch and pie.

I nominate Jack Smith.

And do SOMETHING about Gerrymandering. Anything. Mention it in an interview. Ask Congress to act. Withhold funding from egregious states.

Thank you for your service!

Thanks, Obama!

I jest, but I seriously believe he ran because Obama embarrassed him with a joke at that political dinner event. I do not actually blame Obama.

Goddammit. I was so hoping he’d refuse to leave. Watching him be literally dragged out, crying, in handcuffs would have been a wonderful sight.

Oh shit, is Elmo injured?

Is there any kind of online source to print it out?

My parents printed their Arizona ballots from an online link. We’re all out of the country. However AZ seems to be taking the polar opposite approach to voting. But please check if there’s anything available.

Yes, let’s all hug and get along with fascist rapist wannabe despots. Maybe we can make gingerbread houses together and sing kumbah-fucking-ya. Go suck a Re-tard’s dick.

Yeah, hence $300 instead of $3.

Do commercial airline seats count?

Lol, $300 sentencing is delayed.

Prison. The word is prison, not jail. He hasn’t committed petty crimes, he’s a motherfucking terrorist, insurrectionist, rapist, and pedophile.

My parents, like 30 years ago, once locked their oven door by using the self-clean. They had to call a repair man to come unlock it.

Right? You could probably find just the frozen carrots. Some people, SMH.

They’re sentient, and they hate you.

Hey, I was released in 1982!

Hey, well I am a huge nerd. But I’m mostly sweaty after a workout, and if someone wants to objectify me sometimes, I’m pretty ok with that.

Nah, I’m a dude. And I understand how it’s objectifying.