Final Fantasy XI. I’m almost exactly 1,000 hours into it, and only halfway through the storyline. I haven’t even touched end-game content. I’m playing on a free private server called HorizonXI that is well-populated and feels more like the game when it came out versus the modern day solo experience.

Bit too late.

I have a feeling it will come back. Misha has been dropping hints for a while. If it does and you decide to join, be sure to join up with a local group or drag your family and friends into it - it’s way more fun with a big group of people.

I always do nature trails and I carry pepper spray, and take a trail I know well so I can get us back to the parking lot quickly if I wanna pack it up sooner. Most trails in my area are well populated to boot.

I absolutely wouldn’t go on a remote hiking trail with a stranger. That’s just asking for a bad time.

I agree, coffee dates suck. I usually do a nature walk for a 1st date because it’s free and gives us something to do.

It’s a gift and a curse.

A lot of these ancient weird memes were photos from GISHWHES.

I don’t have those either.

Tbf I hope I’m still doing it when I’m grandma’s age.

My freezer is tiny, only enough for some frozen veg. I don’t wanna take up space with bread.

For the lazy: Why do women seem to be more attracted to me as soon as I’m getting attention from other girls its like they know somehow

Counterpoint: Don’t have children

This is the only appropriate use of the “one joke”.

I haven’t seen it in my area. I very rarely eat bread, but now and then I just want a couple slices.

What could go wrong?!

“Yeah, I’m a pretty low key person and a bit of a homebody.”

Read as: “I am so terrified by the immense abuse I have suffered that I am barely capable of even the most basic social skills and have a panic attack every time I leave the house.”

I’ve needed FBI background checks for nearly every job I’ve ever had. If I need a background check to work in an elementary school, why don’t these people need it to handle our nation’s secrets?

Sometimes I’m glad I wasn’t born with a penis. This is one such moment.

A half loaf of bread, please.

Many hugs friend. I remember the immense feelings of disgust, confusion, and frustration when I started bleeding at 10 years old and began developing breasts. I didn’t want any of that. It felt so unnatural. I suffered a lot of health problems from hitting puberty so early, and ironically puberty blockers would have been an effective treatment but they either didn’t exist or simply weren’t offered back in those days.