KingJalopy

If you’re speaking for the worm then I agree. I only enjoy the fattiest, juicy meat myself.

But…but I’m not a plant… I’m pretty sure anyway.

Call them back and tell them I want my youth back!

Glad I could help. If I’m being honest it took me a sec which is why I commented

Step 1 - have money

Step 2 - ??

Profit

ACAB

Stamets for sure

Pretty sure that’s what diapers are

They actually just move inside your walls for the most part. Waiting. Plotting. Breeding.

No no you do you. I was kind of making a shitty joke that may or may not have been about very recent events here where I live…

Don’t mind me, I’m kind of uptight last couple of days

So why the asterisk here?

Is cursing banned on the Internet now?

I explored the hell out of those drains! I grew up in Dallas. They’re way more than easy enough for a person to fit through. You could fit a damn car through them. They’re actually a pretty famous tunnel in the draining community. Dallas is where I started my draining career lol. I’ll have to dig up some photos of that drain and show you some time. If I remember correctly we called it elm Street tunnel. It was caked in deposits as it was so old. Even had stairs in it, was really strange. Surprised I never put that together. We used to smoke weed on the grassy knoll and then explore the tunnels…

Storm drains under the city. Started exploring them in the 90s and only stopped in recent years. Great for photography and a super fun hobby for someone who fucking hates people and likes being in total solitude lol. There’s a bunch of online communities for it where I used share my photos and such. Even created a legend of sorts in Tulsa with a big ass project of painting the coordinates for every tunnel entrance in the city. It’s called the drain atlas.

Anyone looking for a fun but semi risky hobby check out draining.

So are a hundred million others

Damn you, stamets! toomanypancakes!

867-5309

What’s crazy to me is I don’t even know who’s in charge of England or any other country for that matter. But it seems the whole world pays attention when us idiots decide to elect another idiot to run the rest of us idiots. Says a lot about our country that the whole world pays attention to what dumbass thing we’re about to do now LOL. In my head I feel that those from other countries see our country like a really bad car accident that people drive by, slow down a bit and say oh gosh I hope everybody’s okay when in reality you know damn well none of us are okay.

I think you’re supposed to inject the Drano or something? Like to kill fake diseases that totally never happened… Or was that bleach?

I just listened to this in bed last night! Great for sleeping. Love this guy.

You’ll find that anywhere. Not just on the Internet, either. Literally, everywhere.