Pretty sure the operator didn’t pay for WinRar. That’s what happens when you don’t pay for WinRar.

Seems like a good trade off. 2 years in prison < 18 years in prison. Anyway, fuck Nebraska.

Yup, those that say that we are the best country in the world typically have not left the US for more than a week at a time. It also fuels their xenophobia and the thought that resourceful immigrants that are taking the initiative to seek out a better life are somehow less than human.

He is the most successful snake oil salesperson ever. He promises everything, and then delivers 10% of it 5 years late. Yet investors keep throwing money at him.

As an accountant, I assure you that I advised the stakeholder about the risks and possible outcomes of their actions first. I’m out of it now, but working for privately owned small to midsize businesses was a trip…

My only regret is that I have boneitus!

I don’t even value me, no corporation gives a crap. They want you and your recurrent income.

God only helps those who grift, er, help themselves.

I took out my flip phone camera and took a picture of the screen. How do I text it to Facebook?

In my day, I used to sweep for mines when I was bored. It was difficult, and I would often have to guess when I saw large numbers. Anyway, if I got stuck, i would just start playing Solitaire!

Cool, could you pick me up some fentanyl laced meth? I’m plumb out.

Fibonacci strikes again!

It allows me to fly closer to his kingdom so that I alone can bring you the word of God. He informed me to start accepting bitcoin.

Sega does what nintendon’t…allow their employees to legally organize without employing union busting tactics.

Listen, someone here has to represent the hatred and greed of the megachurches. Reminder to tithe so that Kenneth Copeland can outfit his 18000 square ft tax free estate. For Jesus, of course.

Exercise is what helped me. I tried kayaking, found it to be nice but a lot of overhead. So cycling became a passion. Cover a lot of ground, see nature, get a lot of perspective, release endorphins in a healthy way. I did both road cycling and mountain biking.

It basically saved me from some dark times. I have a young child now, so on a hiatus, but will be back to it once she is old enough to go on rides.

Imagine reading this in the 80s - we would have thought that Back to the Future was prophetic.

“I bought you flours.”

Might I offer you an “And so it goes…” in these trying times?

That’s just your body getting rid of toxins, readying itself for an influx of toxins.