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Nope, that’s the insufferable James Cordon

Those little babies. They’re so cute. Hope they were taken in and on their way to good homes

That’s great to hear. I collect game soundtracks. That’s like when I play a new Life is Strange, it’s an instant soundtrack buy.

Let’s cut all the philosophical crap and focus on what is most important here.

Would you still love me, now that I’m a worm?

Well done soldier! Been seeing a lot of your posts here and I always enjoy your retro gaming pics, especially if it’s one of my favorite formative games like Ocarina of Time.

You’re making me want to dust off my old consoles and hook them up. I need to replay Chrono Trigger to honor Akira Toriyama who passed away this year. Would give me a good excuse to get the SNES up and running.

Celeste for $1.99? Hell yes! Insta buy for me, been wanting to play this game so bad.

That means we get a share in the profits, right? Right?

It works for Boebert. I guess they wanted to try it for Trump. Lol

Would you be willing to digitize that recording and upload it to the Internet Archive for preservation? You certainly don’t have to add the link here, but I believe it would be a wonderful thing for the next generations to watch one day.

I love watching old restored footage so I can vicariously experience that moment in time and reflect on how far humanity has progressed.

Sheriff of Nottingham:

… Because it’s dull, you N00B, it’ll hurt more.

It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-hero

Pirate SadHam Hussein:

But you have heard of me.

It’s me, hi! I’m the problem, it’s me!

I walked into this game not knowing much, and the simple premise hooked me. Played it and loved the time I spent with it. Absolute gem of a game. Story was good overall, the voice acting was fantastic, and the gameplay loop was short enough to allow me time to play it in short bursts when I had time.

What good is a 2nd breakfast, if they’re taking the breakfast to Isengard? (Gard, g-g-g-gard)

I got you, boo. 😘

This grosses me out so much. Some men claim they don’t want to get germs on their penis, and that’s their justification. Just walk straight from the urinal snd leave, or they laughably just splash some water on their hands and leave calling it a day. So fucking gross.

I’d love to tell those men just how many droplets of urine bounce from the urinal and directly onto the front of their pants, lower shirt, on their arms, and all over their hands and penis. That shit ain’t clean, and you’re putting urine droplets on your face, eyes, and mouth less than 30 minutes later.

Fucking disgusting.

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The simpler times for sure. Who are these handsome young men? I love the smiles on their faces. It looks like they’re up to no good, the little rascals! 😇

Clarence Thomas entered the chat.

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