Wait until OP hears about hunting game calls. “SEX! Sex over here!”
Blasts animal with a 50 cal slug
Ornithology? More like hornithology.
Its just catfishing horny birds
catbirdfishingcatbirding?
Broadcasting calls is kinda looked down upon in the birding community
Whatever you say, pervert.
I’m no pervert. Anyways I’ve got to go, I’m going to see if I can experience a Dickcissel, then I’m off to my mates to see his Himalayan snowcock…
All I’m doing is hiding in bushes to look at tits, what’s so wrong about that?
I used to care for a tree frog with a croak I could mimic. Anytime I was nearby I’d do it and set them off in response. My understanding (which is limited and like 12 years ago) was that I had a male frog who was trying to one up me in response so he would get all the mates
@fossilesque wow what is duck hunting then
Me holding a fake plastic gun up to a light to get max score ggez
Same thing, but you say “Aha, I see you through my sights!” instead
Also then you murder the bird.
So more of a Saturday night than a Friday night, if we’re sticking to the analogy…
Birding is Sadism, the bird doesn’t have a choice in the matter