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I tell this story all the time.
I was hanging out with this dude that I did drugs with, and I told him about a chick I hooked up with the night before. I told him that she preferred butt stuff, and he told me that he would never do anal with a chick. I asked why, and he said “Having anal sex with a chick is exactly the same as having anal sex with a dude. Thus anal sex is always gay regardless of the partner makeup.” So, he said it a lot dumber than I typed it and with a southern accent. But, you get the idea.
This is the same guy that said he’d never take ecstasy because “it makes you act gay”. That dude sure was worried about being gay. Hehehe
It’s so sad. I love when mostly straight people feel comfortable enough in their sexuality to act, “gay.” Sometimes people do it wrong, flirting and then getting mad when queer people catch feelings, but it usually shows that the person is accepting and comfortable with who they are. If they discover that they actually aren’t straight, there shouldn’t be anything wrong with that either.
This is what they mean when they say it’s hard to be a straight white male. Who can keep track of all the tiny things that might cause you to turn gay?
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
Where do we draw the line!!!
Care about the environment? Gay!
Want people other than yourself to be able to have prosperity? Gay!
Act with empathy towards others? Gay!
Want to suck off a Femboy? Gay!
Truck too small? Gay!
Truck too big? Gay or compensating!
One of those is not like the others…
yeah! there’s no such thing as a truck that’s too big!
vroom vroooom!!!
runs over nice garden
You are correct. One of them has “or compensating” as an option.
Yeah, they could be gay and compensating!
Ah yes, the rampant faggotry of social responsibility
Wiping your ass after a No.2? Believe it or not, gay.
Using a bidet to clean up after a no. 2 - super gay
Fellas, is it gay to use a bag for my shopping
Only when you store the bags in your ass and pull them out in front of the cashier.
If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
But there’s lots of bags tied together so it’s like a magician pulling a string of handkerchiefs out
It’s not gay if it’s your own ass, it’s only gay if you’re using your buddies Kleenex box.
Some men don’t clean their ass because they don’t want to be perceived as gay.
“That’s why I don’t jerk off. Jerking off requires touching a man’s dick and touching dick is gay.” - these people probably.
It bothers me that it isn’t just an internet meme.
What if they touch their butthole? What if they like it?!
I heard that’s what happened to Tab Hunter!
The only thing gayer than having hot sex with other men is not doing the things you enjoy or making your own life more difficult to stop the gay goblin in your brain from calling you a gay.
If I were rich, I’d definitely find a “study” that proves that single use plastic bags are now ultra gay just to make them switch. It’d probably either confuse them and cause them not to use bags at all or make them switch.
Tfw you spot a guy carrying 20 cans of ravioli, carefully balanced in his arms, and you have to wonder if he forgot his reusable bags today or if he is just ultra not-gay…
Dang these gay people must be pretty great if any pro-social behavior gets you mistaken for one
does putin care about the environment
Sure does! That’s why he keeps sending people out to become fertilizer.
Just an fyi people are really shitty fertilizer, after packed full of shit that isn’t particularly great.
Ironically the people who worry so much about being perceived as gay and use it as a slur… mostly closeted homosexuals.
Citation needed on “mostly” there. As a teenager I knew loads of dickheads who didn’t want to be labelled as gay, and they’ve all grown up to be well adjusted hetro dads. Teenaged boys are just twats.
Tbf all teenagers are twats, comes with the territory
I made a bag from some old jeans that didn’t survive my bike lay down, it’s manly as hell to reuse, repurpose, and recycle
Toxic masculinity.
I’m not sure if this is from the tooker jerbs episode of South Park or the bottled water thing from Heathers
But it does show propaganda is effective and harmful.
Interesting, considering they are way more likely to have offsprings who have to live in the world they leave behind.
So if gay men start littering, will straight men save the planet by cleaning it up??
Yes, it’s gay to be concerned about what kind of world you’re leaving to your children and grandchildren. /s
