• CameronDev@programming.dev
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    11 days ago

    I started reading and though this was someone who had lost their marbles, by target 2 I was hooked.

    And next to his original, fully erect penis, was another one. Identical. Bio-engineered, apparently. He struck a pose.

    Poetry.

    • zer0@programming.dev
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      11 days ago

      For me it was

      — I’d seen weirder things in Perl scripts —

      Just perfect. No notes.

  • LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Pretty fun (and funny) sci-fi story, the open source katana bit gave me unix surrealism vibes but then again what doesn’t these days.

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    I had a blast reading this and had some great laughs throughout–thanks for sharing and making my morning!

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    These, after do many decades, are still stupid funny. I can’t help but picture an ugly 13 year old male desperate for companionship but not receiving any.

  • ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org
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    I don’t get what the others are talking about, there is nothing after this, even through scribe or on an archive.org snapshot made recently

    Taking him down would put the fear into the rest and, hopefully, get some intel on the other keyholders through the IRC backchannels.