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These are hilarious, but I don’t think I’d survive in a country where the national sport is trolling.
They call it banter rather than trolling, but yes.
The spaceship one was brutal.
We call this “cutting tall poppies” in Australia.
I’ve always appreciated this story as an explanation for anyone who finds the concept foreign.
https://www.naturalhistorymag.com/htmlsite/editors_pick/1969_12_pick.html
Tall poppies is about criticising people who are boastful and self-aggrandising, not mocking people for wearing clothes they like.
(Your link doesn’t load for me so I don’t know if it directly contradicts me, my statement is based on my local understanding with confirmation from Wikipedia)
I think it could be argued that wearing ostentatious and expensive clothes is a type of self-aggrandisement. Wear something flashy into any local pub in country NSW and you’d get the exact same reaction as above.
“The nail that sticks out the most get’s hammered first”
Sounds about right. If there is one thing that’ll get you taken the piss out of, it’s trying to think you’re special. Dear gods you can’t live in Ireland without a thick skin or a sense of banter. I do miss it dearly.
These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.
i dont get the chilli one
edit: thanks everyone for explaining! not sure how i couldnt get chili con carne 😂
It’s a pun for chili con carne.
The dad’s name is Con Kearney which is similar to ‘con Carne’, as in ‘Chili con Carne’. I guess that dish is popular over there?
It’s like the one Mexican dish we know in Europe. You can order nachos or tacos at some places but they’re so far removed from the real deal it’s a crime to call it Mexican.
Yup. I live in the US and most “Mexican” food here is terrible. I’ve gotten to the point where I refuse to eat Mexican unless it’s in an establishment with soccer playing 24/7, mysterious jugs of liquid on the counter, and counter staff who struggle with English. Bonus points for dingy lighting. If I can’t order lengua or they don’t ask for clarification when i order cabesa, I’m out.
And even then it’s a toss up. Some great Mexican places give in and start adding American nonsense to their dishes. I want a variety of moles, fantastic beans, and salsas so hot the devil himself would get hiccups and I’m sold.
OK these are amazing. I lol’d more than once!
Can someone explain the nike jacket one at the end?
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=80s+sports+jacket&t=fpas&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images
Probably looked something like one of these
Sadly, a big part of these (admittedly clever and funny) put-downs is to enforce conformity. Makes it hard to have some degree of self-expression when you know you’re going to face ridicule for the smallest thing.
Twitter screenshots and a tumblr user celebrating that people get made fun of for trying to be a little fashionable. This kinda sucks …
If you think that’s bad, try living in Ireland. I like it here 😆