Starts at 9am? Fuck off early risers.
No festival needs to go on longer than 7 hours, what are we, teenagers?
If I had the infinity stones, I would make it so that anyone that does anything “productive” (work,school etc) before 12pm poofs away into dust.
Let the morning people feel the pain of having to be awake and productive in your least productive hours for a change. God damn morning people shakes fist
The music shouldn’t be too loud either.
I use earplugs these days. Lifesaver and I wish I did this all throughout my 20s. I took my earplugs out at the last event that I went to momentarily and I was shocked and how loud it sounded.
Dangerously close to describing a folk music festival
Also the bands ask if everyone wants to hear another song or we good?
Ha! This was most folk music festivals from 1993 to 2006.
2 pm nap time, with couches and recliners.
You would love the south of Italy
Where I live is good. I’m an old man. I nap every day.
i’m not an old man and i’d love to nap every day
I want a shady hammock grove.
I found out about hypoglycemia because I had an episode of it once. I thought I was just pooped from playing paintball all day; but it was because I didn’t eat anything at all that day.
If I ever get hungry to the point of nausea now, I don’t ignore it.
That sounds more like a concert in the early 2000s than a music festival
We need a new meme category for things like this – Funny harmless memes you can’t share with the gf
Are there chairs? Can we have some shade too?
I just don’t go to concerts without seating anymore. I drove from north Texas to New Orleans for a concert one time because it was the closest venue with seating. There was a show in my hometown, but no seating.
I can’t do a doors open at 7, then wait for the opener at 8, wait for 2nd opener at 8:45 or 9, then the main act might be on at 9:45, show ends midnight. All standing in a 1ft by 1ft square. It’s just torture.
Borderlands festival in East Aurora New York. It’s not as inexpensive as the post requests, but it kind of fits the rest.
Old Settler’s Music Fest is 10a-8p each day. Kerrville Folk Fest is 8a to whenever, you can live there for two weeks if you want.
Daytime music festival crowds definitely skew older, and more people bring their kids
