Also how to easily make furry friends.

That’s summoning a friend, if you want to make a friend you must become Frankenstein

We had kids — we wanted to make friends in our 30s, so we just made the friends. Problem solved.

(In all seriousness, your friend — or at least, acquaintance — group explodes when you have daycare/kid activities.)

Joining up your pentagram clockwise? And that one’s not really large enough to stand in the centre of, not you’ve inscribed your blasphemous sacrament in Enochian anyway. Summoning circle for small children, maybe, not someone in their 30s. Amateurs.

woah is that jschlatt