My wife was getting trigger point injections for chronic pain. The LPN giving her the injections into her pelvic area was a redheaded knockout. My wife groaned in pain, the nurse leaned in for a better angle, I put my coat on my lap.

Decades ago I used to carpool to work. If I wasn’t driving, I’d near always fall asleep on the ride. I’d also for some reason near always get wood while nodding off. I don’t think anyone ever noticed, or at the very least they were kind enough not to say anything.

Girlfriend crying and sobbing, hugging into me for comfort

Your mom and dad!

Every one in the highschool hallway