does NOT even live in the jungle
Fwiw, that’s definitely not a requirement. The King of Australia doesn’t live in Australia, either.
Well he ain’t my king.
Unfortunately, yes he is.
Well, I didn’t vote for him.
Unfortunately, it turns out that while strange women lying in ponds giving away swords may not be the basis for a system of government, conceited women fucking racist pricks is, in fact, a perfectly legal way to decide your head of state.
Oh king ey, very nice. And how’d you get that? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to imperialist dogma that perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society. If there’s ever going to be any real progress…
Dennis there’s some lovely filth down here!
Also:
Listen. Strange women laying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
That’s why ‘von und zu’ exists in German. ‘von’ means ‘of House…’, and ‘zu’ basically means ‘resides in …’. So King von und zu Luxemburg would be King of house Luxemburg who also lives in Luxemburg
Interesting. So can someone be “von” multiple places? Charles von Australia und United Kingdom und Canada und New Zealand zu United Kingdom?
Yeah, generally European noble titles stacked.
Was always pokemon race. Gotta catch 'em all!
Incidentally, in German the lion also isn’t called king of the jungle, but king of the animals. But I don’t know if that means von animals or zu animals 🤔.
Okay, this made me look up if Australia is still a commonwealth. It is, but who the fuck knew India still was? I’m not the only one who didn’t know, right?
fwiw the word “commonwealth” is…essentially meaningless. If you hear someone say commonwealth on its own, they’re probably talking about the Commonwealth of Nations as @scholar@lemmy.world described. The Commonwealth of Nations is basically a loose grouping of countries that do various things together. Probably the most noteworthy thing they do together is the Commonwealth Games, a sort of mini-Olympics.
But several other things also use the word. There’s the Commonwealth of Independent States (CIS), a grouping of former Soviet states. There’s Australia, a country whose full name (in the way the full name of America is the United States of America) is the Commonwealth of Australia (and in Australia, “the Commonwealth” is sometimes used synonymously with “the federal Government”). There are several states in America which are properly termed commonwealths, such as the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.
What about that Plantagenet dude?
According to Baldrick he lives in Australia and is no less legitimate a claim to be king of england than any of those bastards since Dick III. The fact that he hasn’t raised an army and started any wars suggests he might be less of a dick than most of them.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Britain%27s_Real_Monarch
Oh - looks like he died, but maybe his offsping.
You call that a knife?
Lions fights other cats in their pride. How often do Tigers even run into another tiger? So experience goes to the lion.
Tigers kill by grabbing the throat with their teeth and letting the prey suffocate. Lion has a big wirey mane around his neck - something evolution gave him for… Fighting other big cats.
Yes the tiger is bigger, but the lion has the tools and experience to overcome that small size difference.
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Menagerie in Turin (1830): A tiger attacked a lion but was overpowered. The lion pinned the tiger, held its throat, and eventually killed it by clawing its abdomen open[2].
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Circus in Verona (1808): A tiger attacked first but ultimately yielded to the stronger lion during a fight observed at a circus[2].
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Clyde Beatty’s Records: The famous animal trainer claimed that his lions consistently defeated tigers during live performances, with one lion named Sultan reportedly beating every tiger it faced[5].
Citations: [1] Lions vs Tigers - 5 Key Differences (And Who Would Win in a Fight) https://a-z-animals.com/animals/comparison/lion-vs-tiger/ [2] LION VS TIGER - 16 Real fighting cases - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSqLgk6plG0 [3] Siberian Tiger In The Battle With One Blow Struck The Lion On The … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLU9MXP_63I [4] Lion vs Tiger fight. | Talk Tennis http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php [5] The lion vs tiger debate may not be as clear as it seems - Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/CharacterRant/comments/5zle87/the_lion_vs_tiger_debate_may_not_be_as_clear_as/ [6] Real Fights Between Lion and Tiger. Clash of the Titans !!! - YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qr5SWY1Ad3Q [7] 30 Crazy Moments Tigers and Lions Fight to See Who’s the Real King https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqLffDjkPN4 [8] Tiger vs Lion: This debate is wack | VS Battles Wiki Forum https://vsbattles.com/threads/tiger-vs-lion-this-debate-is-wack.166220/
This is the kind of over enthusiastic answer I wanted
I’m curious to see the fight now and at the same time I know it’ll just be a horrific blood bath
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I don’t know how long that video actually is, but a lot of it is made up of unrelated clips of lions and tigers not even in the same location with a couple of clips of lions and tigers “fighting” for less than a minute before they both back off.
[9] Animorphs #21: Jake’s Tiger form loses to David’s Lion form
Fucking didn’t expect to see a reference to Animorphs here today.
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How often do Tigers even run into another tiger?
All the time. While tigers lead solitary lifestyles, they’re not devoid of socialization. Territories overlap and lead to peaceful interactions and conflicts over borders. Sometimes they even cooperate in hunting or live together, though that’s less frequent. The nature of their interactions is mostly dictated by sexual relations and the ratio of tigers to prey.
This is not meant to contribute to the tiger vs lion issue.
I also think it’s interesting to note that while the mane serves a practical purpose, it’s also wildly oversized as a result of sexual selection.
Sweet baby cheesus I love me some mane. Ooh, yeah, baby girl, wear that mane!
I may be confused.
Cheetah are the best!
The housecat wins. They were the only ones smart enough to attach themselves to humans, thereby ensuring they’d be prolific all over the world. They can be assholes to us and we STILL clean their poop and feed them!
Actually you are right, I surrender
No way, lynx are where it’s at. So little, wit big peets.
I will pet them both! at the same time
Cheetahs are twinks
I thought it was common knowledge that the S tier wild cat is the jaguar
You wouldn’t want to fight one. They play dirty, those cheetahs
I wouldn’t fight them, I’ll pet and cuddle with kitty!
And the cutest of the bunch!
Nah, lion is king cause he naps 21 hours a day.
Sure I’d rather face off against one lion than one tiger, but with lions it’s not gonna be just one.
Very Scoot take.
Rest in peace, Big Cat. :c
That whole “king of the jungle” bullshit was started by white people that couldn’t even point to where a jungle was on a map.
Asiatic lions used to live in jungles and because of them king of the jungle started . They’re close to extinction and confined to a small sanctuary that is still surprise, surprise still a jungle. Now since African Lions are the more prominent species and they show up in discovery/nat geo the most, people think lion is a savanna animal. Lions are very versatile and can live in many biomes.
Ligers are things.
Yeah, but it is like the worst of both worlds.