Relevant XKCD:
Most conspiracy theorists aren’t married to their pet conspiracies so much as the idea of conspiracies. If you one-up them, they’ll probably hear you out and then tell someone else about it later.
True. You almost have to believe the moon landing was fake before you believe in flat earth.
Some flat earthers do not believe that there is a moon though. You have to go deeper than this.
Flat Earthers are cute, believing in the Earth.
We’re all living in the Garden of Eve, the Garden of Beauty and Sin, which is Arkansas. The coasts and the continents are all fiction, TV nonsense. If the terrorists flew their plane to Arkansas they wouldn’t get in, because the terrorists aren’t real and Arkansas is real and is under the protection of God. We live on a 70,000 square mile board of his creation, and we can’t figure out where he put us. Dig deep or go far or jump high, you’re not getting out of Arkansas.
We are the moon!
I live in one of the most heavily propagandized countries on the planet. I’m not even gonna pretend I have any clue what really happened…
How to say you’re an American without saying you’re an American.
Had a colleague who was doing that with another colleague that fell down the anti vax rabbit hole, he would just come up with the craziest thing until the other guy left him alone.
Sometimes I think about 9/11 is an inside job is an inside job and accuse them of being a g-man
