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Oh def. Mine waves a fob and then hits some numbers, and usually waives whatever didn’t get scanned properly.
Shudders in visual source safe.
I haven’t seen him all week because he’s been pondering his orb.
Crack
Bus shelter wizardry
He arrives neither early or late, but precisely when he means to.
I’m getting sick of that excuse, Gandalf!
He’s SUCH a flake!
If only… I’m constantly late.
… except to parties since they don’t start until I arrive.
He walks among us like anyone else, but when an opportunity comes along, he puts on his robe and wizard hat.
He just walks by, suddenly.
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
I maintain the balance of the spheres, put pride into the hearts of gender bendy men with my badass skirts, and keep the database server up.
I didn’t know but there is this guy called Jaque in Spain who is pretty good with coin magic
His staff has a knob on the end!
He uses some weird magic to attract the local pigeons
As long as they’re not exploding after, he’s doing good
I dont currently have a local wizard but our national wizard does rain dances and heckles evangelical preachers. He was on the city payroll for his services for 20 years until he got cancelled for making a spicy comment in a YouTube video.
Don’t worry though he trained an apprentice who carrying the torch and taking over local wizardry.
I love how the town subsidised his heckling until he went online with it. Probably drew the attention of the Council of Five, and then the town had to clean up their image
this man has smoked a crab just now
He summons drinks and snacks.
Boloo cheated, he wasn’t even part of the fight and came once the others were already broken!
Totally justified punishment for magic doping. There is supposed to be honor and respect to a proper wizard fistfight!
Though the Wizard world has some… Problems
