It’s also Pale Blue Dot day! For those that haven’t seen it before, it’s a photo of Earth taken on the 14th of February 1990 from well beyond the orbit of Neptune. Earth is that single blue pixel.
I can see your house from there
I can’t believe I doxxed myself from space
I can see the earth right from where I’m sitting and it’s in higher definition
Clubbed British Captain James Cook right in his head, then stabbed him in the chest with a dagger traded from his own supply, in an attempt to stop Cook from kidnapping the islands chief.
ftfy, not sure why one would want to frame it like this twitter user did, as some sort of uprising against an established and prolific oppressor. Those people did not let it escalate to anywhere near that.
It was a fully effective attempt to stop the kidnapping.
don’t forget we ate him
hell yeah this is the way
Did you… cook him?
🤘
As they say in Australia, Captain Cook is like me on pizza night: undone by a large Hawaiian
Now that is a celebration I can get on board with lol
Added a whole new layer of meaning to “we’re having the Captain for dinner”.
Hell yeah, now that’s something I can feast to!