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My money is paying for this. Not for the “purchase”, because that will never happen, but for their salaries, server capacity, electricity, etc.
Same
My tax dollars are paying for this shit
I’m not a fan to say the least
Do you guys want to pool our tax money instead this year? We could vote how we want to spend it
As fun as that sounds I know the long arm of the IRS would happily go shoulder deep for every penny with fines if we tried that.
What the fuck…. This is actually real.
I’m sorry, what? What fucking clown country are we living in? Please, I want off the ride.
I still couldn’t believe it … jesus flying fuck the insanity https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161
I just cannot even with these fucking people.
It feels like I’m taking crazy pills like OMFG
Other people see this behavior and they’re like “That’s my President! Woo 'Merica!!!”
It super sucks but allow me to point you to some good news.
Based Puppygirl Polycule
Look over here while Elon rapes the country
The Greenland thing is serious. It’s full of natural resources, important to control when the Northwest passage will be ice-free and Russia claims it, too.
Annexing Canada is the “look over here” thing.Canada is full of resources too. Perhaps a lot more angry beavers there to defend it tho…
Unfortunately the strategy is probably just to start so many awful things at once that we just can’t make a fuss about all of them, and then they’ll just follow through on whichever ones don’t get enough attention. Even if we can get everyone complaining about Musk’s garbage and Greenland at once, there’s just something else almost as bad that they’ll do instead.
“Ignore the fact that we almost caused a global financial collapse because we let a 20 something with no experience in COBOL muck around in the code for, and potentially introduce bugs to, the federal payment system that services, among other things, treasury bonds, the things that are the foundation of the global financial system. Yah we know we said he had read only access but whoops, turns out he actually had write access as well!”
Exactly this it feels like
shaking keys to power
“Don’t look at the coup in progress over there look at Greenland”
I could have sworn this was an onion article mere hours ago
Hell the Rep could have seen the article and went “Wait. That’s actually a good idea! Thanks the Onion!”
I am dumbfounded that this is not a shitpost.
This has got to be part of a bigger ploy to undermine the Onion and other satire publications.
It isn’t dark humor but I feel like I will be using this image a lotGod this would be so goddamn funny if these clowns weren’t running the damn country… I wish they took a job in comedy instead
The onion really can’t compete with reality anymore.
Not allowed to be green in Trump’s America.
So… is this satire or not?
Looks to be real
Sometimes the biggest joke is reality
Proposition: We engage in “peaceful negotiation” with the US, and turn it into our own damn country
Dnalneerg would be a much more logical name.
I was certain this was satire. At least we get some humor in this boring ass dystopia sometimes
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