Lost it’s job to AI
Supervillain origin story if I’ve ever heard one
Sounds like it was a 2 petawatt pulsed laser, with picosecond pulses, so 2kJ/pulse. Staggering amount of power and energy for a pulsed laser!
Note that it’s not CW, so the average power will be much, much, much less than the pulsed power. Too lazy to find the rep rate to see average power.
Gets angry and lies himself on top of a high powered sniper rifle
That’s a pretty niche role, a position as part of the laser grid at a museum is much more steady
just look at the guy, all he wanted to do was an honest days lazing for an honest days pay, was that too much to ask
Skillset too specialized. He’ll never get another job in that field.
I know he’ll prove those guys wrong some day
The amount of cannons that have had to get in the unemployment line is stratospheric.
F
Can’t be that powerful if they just like that got fired
Well yeah, clearly because all this time he’s been a massive fraud! He’s clearly a tampon in disguise
I’MA FIRIN’ A mediocre employee
Is it because all the labs kept chasing the laser pointer?
