Soup to nuts

  • ditty@lemm.ee
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    1 month ago

    literal crime ring

    Now that’s some hilarious and apropos journalism

  • Jake Farm@sopuli.xyz
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    1 month ago

    Hello?

    Hey what’s up?

    I need your help can you come here?

    I can’t I’m buying clothes.

    Alright well hurry up and come over here.

    I can’t find ‘em.

    What do you mean you can’t find them?

    I can’t find them there’s only soup.

    What do you mean there’s only soup?

    It means there’s only soup!

    WELL THEN GET OUTTA THE SOUP AISLE

    ALRIGHT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME

    step step step step step step step step step

    There’s more soup!

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S MORE SOUP

    THERE’S JUST MORE SOUP

    GO INTO THE NEXT AISLE

    THERE’S STILL SOUP

    WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW

    I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP

    I MEAN I’M AT SOUP

    WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN

    I’M AT THE SOUP STORE

    WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE

    FUCK YOU

  • Pika@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    this is extremely common. The amount of people who would scan the wrong barcode (hidden in palm) or scan one item skip one item was insane when I worked there.