Whatever the tradition choices are (e.g. Birmingham, Hull, etc), I’d happily watch a TV show that was set there. But I had to stop watching a show called ‘Criminal Record’ because of the god-awful accent Cush Jumbo is doing in that. So my vote is for whatever that grating ‘Lahndun’ accent is.

I’m not sure whether having no hope understanding what people are saying makes an accent bad. Anyway, good luck with your next conversation with a Geordie or Mackem shipyard worker.

Brummie, hands down.

I used to think Liverpudlian, but now I’d vote for Multicultural London English.

Dudley.

I’d call it “cockney”, but I’m sure someone will correct me that it isn’t actually cockney - but anyway, I refer to that squawking and grunting sound you get from the “Eastenders” TV programme. Incredibly difficult to understand, and just sounds so unpleasant to me.

I’m sure they’d feel the same if they heard me speak.