If the title omitted ‘today’s’ it wouldn’t even lose any accuracy.

I can’t be sure if I’m thinking of the morning that actually happened today.

We have a weekly meeting at work where we talk about what we did on the weekend, and even when I technically have something to talk about, I always forget. But the stuff I do isn’t very exciting anyway, and I often make up shit so they think I have an actual life uwu

Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.

“What did you do today?”

“Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants…”

Make that thirst work to your advantage.