Folks and fellas, I can’t fall asleep. Have a crap ton of memes :]
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Down with big brother! Up with glowy dicks 🍄 and other pokey bits
LOL this guy’s dick doesn’t glow when he cracks it like a glowstick!
This message is woke
This message is propaganda by Big Sleep
Incorrect! It is eepy 🛌️.
pls don’t do it, there can genuinely be permanent damage.
at least we don’t have literal penis bones like most other mammals, good lord
Promise?
Yes. Promise. Sadly I’m not joking
That sounds like you are speaking from experience.
(I hope you don’t and I am slightly concerned)
That’s why Johnny Knoxville had to wear a catheter for years.
unknown name…
Have you thought about trying radium dick pills?
Convenient for when you need to go to the bathroom but don’t want to turn on the lights
Like viagra but better!
