- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@sh.itjust.works
Onion out here predicting the future now, no longer writing satire.
Not technically the onion, but appreciate the enthusiasm.
I honestly wouldn’t put it past Trump to say something like that.
He probably doesn’t even know that the flight recorders (black boxes) are orange. I’d imagine he’ll take credit for making them easy to find (the reason for the colour) once he learns that they’re not actually black.
He’ll actually just think, “yes they’re white like me.”
Damn, a double dose of truth from the onion this morning
Today on everybody’s favorite show: “Satire Or Shithead?”
It must be so hard for people to write political satire. Nothing is crazier than reality atm.
The Onion is slaying.
I heard he was also placing tariffs on the Potomac River now, so who knows what that’s going to do to the price of eggs.