No you won’t “definitely won’t forget this time”
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our sink is close to the stove.
It has a extentable head.
It can be used to fill a pot thats already on the stove.
sometimes this takes more than 3 seconds for large pots.
so you can just hang the head of the faucet in the pot for half a minute, the hose is just long enough.Then you go and fetch mop and bucket, and dry socks.
every single time.
Bonus points if it’s contained in a pressurized aluminum can.
Expect: “What the heck was that boom?!”
I hope it was seltzer instead of soda.
Kid of a girl I was seeing years ago put a can of Coke in there, forgot about it, and the fucking can exploding blew the door of the freezer off somehow.
I’ll just boil water for hot tea instead… where’d all my water go?
I’ve been using the “kitchen timer” function on my microwave non-stop since I found it
I do the same thing by only putting my drink in the freezer when I’m cooking something else on a timer like in the microwave.
❌ Randomly when I just want a cold one?
✅ When I’m making a hot pocket.
I’ll remember because by the time I put it in there I’m close to dying of thirst, but still won’t drink something at room temp. So forgetting and then remembering my crippling dehydration is generally a pretty good egg timer for it
Get a drink with more alcohol in it. It will survive longer
Roughly 1 degree below 0°C per degree (percent) of alcohol is the rule of thumb I was taught
FUCK I put a snack in the freezer like… 5 days ago? And completely forgot about it until now
This will happen again I can’t fetch it right now
Know thyself and set a timer. I don’t allow myself to do stuff like that without setting an alarm.
20 minutes later: silences timer because I’m too focused on something else.
2 days later: … crap.
“Guess I’m re-washing that load of laundry.”
Don’t you fucking call me out like that, dammit
Again…
Everyone’s gotta learn the hard way.
Oh yes, that rule I set for my self is written in
bloodmoldy laundry.
I’ve learned the hard way (multiple times) that if beverage goes into freezer a timer of one hour MUST be set on my phone or smart speaker, because I gaslighted myself into believing it’s illegal to put drinks in the freezer and if someone finds out I’ll be arrested.
😂
Bomb has been planted.
My ex. Never me. I’d drink soda warm before id risk it bursting.
My ADHD absolutely can’t handle that clean up.
You mean my roommate wasn’t trying to make beer slushy all over the freezer daily?
No I wasn’t
Now try something in the oven.
YES, A TIMER IS NECESSARY!
It’s even faster to put it in ice water and the worst that can happen if you forget about it is your drink gets warm again.
