I’ll remember because by the time I put it in there I’m close to dying of thirst, but still won’t drink something at room temp. So forgetting and then remembering my crippling dehydration is generally a pretty good egg timer for it

Get a drink with more alcohol in it. It will survive longer

FUCK I put a snack in the freezer like… 5 days ago? And completely forgot about it until now

This will happen again I can’t fetch it right now

I’ve learned the hard way (multiple times) that if beverage goes into freezer a timer of one hour MUST be set on my phone or smart speaker, because I gaslighted myself into believing it’s illegal to put drinks in the freezer and if someone finds out I’ll be arrested.

Know thyself and set a timer. I don’t allow myself to do stuff like that without setting an alarm.

Bomb has been planted.

get a wife. you leave one drink to long in the freezer a few dozen times and they never let you live it down.

My ex. Never me. I’d drink soda warm before id risk it bursting.

My ADHD absolutely can’t handle that clean up.

It’s even faster to put it in ice water and the worst that can happen if you forget about it is your drink gets warm again.

You mean my roommate wasn’t trying to make beer slushy all over the freezer daily?

Now try something in the oven.

YES, A TIMER IS NECESSARY!

I have timers/alarms for everything. At least one hundred.

So many exploded cans and bottles in my youth but also the magic when you got it and your coke was in slushie form and then you added booze.

Chefs kiss