This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!
Kitchen? Yep.
Living room? Yep.
Bathroom? Absolutely!
Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔
The problem is they didn’t go far enough. Sand colored carpets, shell decorations, mandatory mermaid tails for visitors - don’t go halfway! As you’re gazing up at your own reflection in the high gloss ceiling, the little mermaid soundtrack should be playing nonstop. Keep an enormous fish tank behind and around the bed. I’m sorry the previous owners never fufilled this dream.
May I offer you this one for compromise? They went all the way.
It’s much more ridiculous.
I kinda like it, but only in the way “we’re at some kind of holiday resort”. I’d go crazy after a few weeks.
This is basically the Kalahari in Wisconsin Dells.
Facts. It’s all of the dells honestly, it’s all weird and themed and wet and sleeps too many or not enough. And only really fun for like a small part of the year, but everyone tries to pretend it’s enjoyable all year…
Yeah, to me it feels like a hotel, but like they got confused halfway through making a hotel and started decorating a low-budget museum.
Like what even is that little stone hut type thing?
“They’re the modern stone-age family”
That deserves its own post.
There we go!
Probably went all the way in every place, house looks like a filming set for porn
Cannot unsee ghost lady in the bedroom
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the ceiling should be white. And matte rather than semi-gloss. Honestly that’s the biggest trouble.
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Those dark wooden floors are wrong. They need to be something blonde, like maybe a white pine or pecan/hickory. Something sandy.
Looking at this listing…this is a living quarters built into a barn-like building in Wisconsin?
Sort of. The building was built as a dual-purpose building to save on the cost to build. Those big metal buildings are cheap to put up and a lot of people build into them over time (live in it as you build up around you is the normal strategy, either with an RV or by starting with a room and bathroom).
Those big metal buildings also sometimes manage to fly under the radar for developing land without permitting, since you can put one up on your own land for storage.
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It’s so much better
When everyone is in
Are you in?
It’s so much easier
When sea foam green is in fashionThis sub has really been cooking lately
All that counter space for the kitchen appliances you can’t plug in! Refrigerator?
I can hear this song
Frutiger Aero gone wrong
