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pissing standing up
I sit on my throne like a king.
I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.
Someone doesn’t just get followed into the bathroom I see.
Thank fuck, tbh.
Only in a greentext will OP talk about their family members getting horny over little things
The solution clearly is to piss on her to establish dominance
why sinks are more practical
You guys with your weird water-to-the-brim toilets. My first encounter with an American toilet made me think it was clogged. So I pissed outside to satiate my feral needs.
the hell kind of toilet were you using? they usually have water in like the bottom third and the water level only goes up for a moment when you flush.
That’s just because they don’t have water in European toilets, they flush by spitting into the toilet until the poo goes down.
I use a nice “watch-your-shit” toilet
weird that the hole is in the front. most American toilets have the hole directly under your butthole and the poop just goes straight in (most of the time) with the water breaking it’s fall on the way.
New German Toilets are the same, but if you have the luck of living in an older building you will find this versions.
huh, wish i could remember when i lived in germany but i was super young at the time.
We have an older style with a ton of water, as well as the new “water wise” version. More water is better, but honestly, flushing twice isn’t an issue.
do y’all not have the kind where you press one button for pee (uses very little water bc no solid mass to move) and one for poop (more water, but still less than normal toilets)? those are pretty common here in the states now bc they save a lot of water.
Nope, just the good old fashioned, freedom-loving single lever. I’ve seen the button one at restaurants and offices and whatnot, but never in someone’s home. I have three toilets in my house, my parents have three, and my siblings each have two or three, and all of them use a single lever. Some of them have less water in the bowl, but all of them use the standard flushing mechanism.
It turns out water is pretty cheap even in my desert state (Utah), the city just does a good job cleaning it up for reuse (I think it goes to irrigation, not completely sure). So while we have incentives for reducing gardening water (especially lawns), electricity, and gas use, I haven’t seen an incentive for those low-flow toilets for residential homes, probably because toilets aren’t user of water (showers use a ton more).
water’s cheap in my state too people just like feeling good about how much water they use.
Ironically, water is cheaper in my desert climate than the temperate rainforest where I grew up (PNW).
ok, sidepoint, but the other day I realized that urinals are just dedicated walls for people to pee on and I think that’s really sweet
I’ve got news for you, on festivals there are sometimes literal metal walls to piss on with a drain beneath.
Huh, so they abandoned the trough?
The what
Oh dear, now I can imagine the one dude with his diving mask at the end of that through…
I’ll be honest, since it looks like this thing is only used from one side it’s very similar to what I’m describing just without a backwall to piss against. Less material required though so it has at least that advantage
We had one like that used from both sides at our old baseball stadium. This was the closest I could find to that. It was wider so less risk of splashing those across from you, but almost nobody went to the other side for obvious reasons.
How is that sweet im curious
Okay hear me out, the water splashes less. It makes sound but if you piss on the ceramic the piss moisture comes back at you which is disgusting.
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My mom used to say it sounded like a horse pissing onto a flat rock whenever I went to the bathroom. To which I would say “Gross! Why are you listening to me use the bathroom?!”
So that’s why some “men” piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.
Those men sound like they:
- can’t aim
- don’t lift the seat
That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I’m good about etiquette when in a hurry.
About 1.: it’s always good aim until the pressure is gone and you’re about to finish.
