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Riding the bus on vacation: “oh dear, oh dear… Gorgeous!”
Riding the bus at home: “YOU FUCKING DONKEY”
I just realized while reading this meme that the last time I was on a bus, I was the one driving it. Which made this even funnier.
Me on bus sober: everything is fine
Me on bus drunk: “Let’s see if this fucker can do a barrel roll!”
Added comedy: I drove a school bus.
“oh wow another acid flashback, man I’d hate to be driving a bus right now”
Appreciate it. I don’t have access to public transit at all.
my “public transit” has transitioned to “micro transit” so it’s basically a 3 dollar Uber anywhere but downtown.
Re: sitting down, I’ve experienced (more than once) an unpleasant dampness soaking into my shorts/trousers from the seat fabric. I stand unless I have no choice.
You stand on the seat?
Edit: read it again. I thought the image said “standing on an open seat”
Ha. No. Just standing.
Public transit is what you make of it
This brings me the same joy as being sprayed with unwelcome shit at Macy’s.
But this version might have an easy solution that works as a deterrent: don’t be stinky:-).
That’s the same thing the Macy’s lady said
What is she holding?
Armpit camera. She has a fetish.
I can fix her
It looks rather like she is fixing him though… :-P
A can of aerosol. Could be cleaning, could be disinfecting, could be scent only, could be insecticide.
Spray deodorant, presumably
I’d like to enjoy public transit, but between how terrible of a service it is due to underfunding and NIMBYs, that and my severe OCD & germaphobia prevent me from using it. It makes my skin crawl.
But I also recognize how useful of a tool it is for a city.
I always have to take a shower when I come home from a day of public transportation. Shit’s nasty as hell.
Same, but for being outside in general. If I’m touching things outside, I get a shower the moment I get home. I just can’t stand it.
Ah that sucks to hear. Surely you’re in the US? There are a lot of other countries where it’s great
Yup. My city itself is pretty decent in comparison to the average U.S. city from what I can tell. But we have basically zero rail transit, and every journey by bus forces you to take one downtown and another to your destination at a minimum, if not 3 busses. It turns a 20 minute trip into a 1-3 hour trip. They’ve got like no funding, no dedicated bus lanes, etc.
Between that and the smell of piss, I just can’t do it.
I don’t mind public transport except for the fact there’s always that one fucking person blasting the most garbage music you’ve ever heard from their iPhone 5 speaker
That’s just public in general. Any time there’s loud music, it’s the worst tripe you’ve ever clapped ears on. I call it Bob’s law.
It’s why I kept earplugs with me all the time on public transit. And not those foam orange ones, but cone-shaped ones marketed to musicians that go so deep they touch your brain and block out everything.
The bus driver could announce that the bus is on fire. There could be a knife fight right behind me. High schoolers could be yelling about bro no way bro did you see that bro. I can’t hear shit.
I want Shazam but it plays the inverse of the sound to cancel it out.
I never feel like the first one, I only get annoyed when there are delays.
Of course, nowadays I mostly wish I was biking instead, but the fact that I’m on transit generally means the weather is so shit I can’t stand the thought of a bike ride, or that I’m planning to drink enough that riding the bike home would be irresponsible.
I use public transportation a lot and the ones I frequent are always late. So if anything, they’re always delayed.
The line I frequent currently is plagued by delays, caused by chronic underinvestment in the rail network by governments for decades. Luckily, it’s usually not delayed at the times I use it.
Anyway, biking is way faster when it’s an option for me - around 12 minutes versus usually 30 minutes with the train, for a 5 km trip. There’s a new metro line under construction where I live though, and this will probably improve trip times and on-time performance significantly.
I stand a lot on transit, I just prefer it. Only sit if I’ve been walking all day or extra tired for some reason. No blocking seats though, I’ll definitely move if I spot someone eyeing it, or to get past me for any other reason.
bus is my favorite place to be after a night on the town
I like public transit - it’s a vital function in any urban area - but my FUCK can it be bungled to the point of near uselessness.
My city has a really bad reputation re: public transit, with many contributing causes. It’s actually almost as interesting as it is infuriating at times. Someone made a decent documentary I recommend to anyone in my city who has experienced our transit system:
Youtube- Dude, Where’s My Bus? A Look at Ottawa’s Messy Transit System
Yeah, nope. I ride mass transit regularly, and there’s never a time I don’t despise the system and the people on it.
Mass transit is all too often rum by those who think transit users should be punished for their poor life choices that make them unable to afford a car. It shows with how bad it is.
I love it. Met a lot of cool people in it and had good conversation. Sometimes you get bad people too, but the cool people are by far the majority.
I love public transport always.
My city has a fleet of vintage streetcars that it runs on standard routes (i.e., it’s not just a tourist novelty — and it’s the same cost as bus and other light rail).
It’s always a joy to ride those and read the history of the individual streetcar — they all wear fun livery.
