This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.
You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.
Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.
Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭
Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.
Dog gone it!
I hate you.
So, OP got rewarded?
Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!
Coincidence?
too tired to move
Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?
I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.
Yeah, it’s the n word
I should have just scrolled away
Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.
Funniest shit I’ve read today X’D
