AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 22 days agoAnon wipes his asslemm.eeimagemessage-square69fedilinkarrow-up1319arrow-down110
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minus-squareblind3rdeye@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·22 days agoBidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don’t have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn’t tear).
minus-squareDessalines@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·22 days agoMost bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there’s no bidet.
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·21 days agoSure, I’ll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.
Bidet is the way, for sure. Butt if you don’t have access to that, and you are unfortunately enough to have a messy shit, I suggest spitting on the toilet paper (and give it an extra fold so that it doesn’t tear).
Most bathrooms have sinks, you can just wet some toilet paper if there’s no bidet.
Sure, I’ll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.