Lol I can’t believe this is real. How terrible must food be in your city for this to be successful? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza
Fixed that for Wikipedia:
there’s no excuse for making a bad pizza. It’s pizza, it’s very hard to do it wrong
This is a fucking culinary crime.
This is not pizza.
Is this town filled with broke stoners or something?
Not even pineapple could save that.
Y’all better be careful or you’re going to fall down a rabithold of locally celebrated yet disgusting pizza in PA. It’s like a whole thing there.
I propose the removal of Pennsylvania, except Philadelphia theyre chill.
its cuz PA west of the Appalachins is basically the midwest. it’s like having next door neighbors from Iowa
We call it “Pennsyltuckey”
Okay but what about the Appalachian folks are they chill?
I’m Austrian and I feel betrayed
I’m italian, my day is ruined.
I mean to be clear I’m from altoona and I’ve never seen pizza like this.
Yeah, it’s not a great town
Are those fucken Kraft singles? That’s deplorable and I am disgusted beyond the spiritual realm.
And they say white people have no culture.
Grand sweeping gesture
No-one ever talks about white on white violence
I’d hork down a barrel of sketchy dicks before I’d let this abomination inside of me.
I’m not trying to judge, but your bar for that might be slightly too low.
Honestly this doesn’t sound like it would taste all that bad. Thick crust, tomato sauce, green bell pepper, fried salami, and Velveeta cheese? That’s gonna be pretty tasty. Calling it pizza might be the biggest issue, maybe something like open faced pepper sandwich would be better.
Calling Velveeta “cheese” is pretty bad
Urgh, here in Canada they tried to trick us with “delux” kraft dinner. Velveeta is so bad that I avoid name brand KD to this day due to one time over a decade ago. How in the artificial fuck do americans eat that stuff?
Maybe ive got California bias, but pretty sure we also avoid it. That shit is basically waste that is sold to folks who literally cant afford better.
Yet its more expensive then the normal cheese mix here. Its vile stuff that makes melted plastic seem edible. The “cheese” at 7-11 (that contains no dairy) is 1000 times more cheese then it and is still avoided by most sober people.
I mean, you just described a thick crust hot pocket. Which isn’t bad. It ain’t good, but it ain’t bad.
Pretty much, any combination of bread, cheese, and tomato sauce is edible. The salami is just there for texture
I’m the one to do gross shit like dip a dill pickle in mayonnaise at 3am, and even this looks objectively horrifying to me
