sleeper fatty <3
Smoking is ok as long as you are pregnant
Big Al says that dogs can’t look up
That’s true since dogs don’t have flexible necks. They just look forward and steer like a tank.
You’re using a really tortured definition of the word “look” or the word “up”.
Its true, dogs are surveillance machines
I’m gonna say that my mutt rescue puppy disproves this theory 100%, since he can flip his head straight up and chomp on my arm in like half a second flat. Fuckface murdermouth has a three axis neck.
But god damn he’s a good looking dog and I really like him most of the time.
🤣
Inb4 AI tells a depressed teen to end their own life…
oh wait, didn’t that already happen?
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Sleeper fatty is my new name for morning wood. And donuts with a center filling might just do the trick.
Oh, that reminds me I still have a chocolate filled donut in the fridge 😅
Why
I second this, I have literally never heard of refrigerating a donut.
oh i meant why did it last that long. my donuts don’t survive the ride home
- i had it delivered
- it was part of a bigger order with a snack bucket and all. i couldn’t even finish the bucket 😅
What on earth is a snack bucket?
And where do I get one?
Burger King (in EU if that matters)
a bucket filled with fries, nachos, onion rings, chili cheese poppers and veggie nuggets
So it lasts half a day longer.
You can also put toast in the fridge or even freezer btw.
This is why I always have a donut around my dingdong. The ladies just can’t stop themselves from gobbling it up.
Most ladies I know don’t go for the mini donuts.
Look, you call it a mini donut, others call it a cheerio, I’m not upset either way.
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Do I even wanna know what a sleeper fatty is?
It’s exactly what you’re thinking, but worse.
I need the citation links
Photoshop / inspect element
AI: bro trust me
Oh god they found my old fetish-story account and got health care advice from it!
I can eat 6-8 donuts every day AND I get a necklace? That sounds like a good deal if you just cut out the boys part.
I’ve got a pearl necklace to give out if anyones interested…
Fact: Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth.
Also have less sugar than a bottle of coke.
I’m guessing that depends on the size of the bottle, and of the donut.
Gemini has a fat fetish confirmed
Sleeper fatty. that’s a new one.
