Like, we’ll probably find out that eating boogers actually makes you immune to select illnesses or something crazy like that.

  • zante@slrpnk.netEnglish
    17·
    10 days ago

    I would like something proves the “interconnectedness of all things” as Douglas Adams put it……something that proves individualism is a disease or a flaw, that could be eliminated, unlocking whole earth potential.

    I would settle for evidence of Gaia theory that proves if humans don’t get our shit together, Mother Earth will give someone else a chance .

  • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ@lemmy.blahaj.zone
    6·
    10 days ago

    We find out we need douchebags because our their assholery emits some kind of pheromone or something that repels imperialist extraterrestrials

    Edit: some series did something like this, right?

    • Luke@lemmy.mlEnglish
      4·
      10 days ago

      I’ll take the imperialist extraterrestrials, they’re probably gonna be easier to mobilize humans in opposition against than the terrestrial imperialists we have now.

    • tetris11@lemmy.ml
      1·
      10 days ago

      some series did something like this, right?

      Dicks fuck assholes, chuck. You know what’d happen if dicks didn’t fuck assholes? You’d get your dicks and pussies all covered in sheeyet.

  • MeowZedong@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
    5·
    10 days ago

    Aspartame cures cancer, but only when ingested in soda.

    Pi equals exactly 3.

    The most effective, universal vaccine is based on asbestos.

    • Pyrin@kbin.melroy.orgOP
      3·
      9 days ago

      That may actually explain why I rarely get sick. I’m having a hard time remembering a single day of this year where I was sick that wasn’t caused by things like eating uncooked foods or something else of that nature.

  • Hadriscus@lemm.ee
    3·
    9 days ago

    A consistent model for the expansion of the universe that explains the different rates observed

  • JustVik@lemmy.mlEnglish
    3·
    10 days ago

    I consider Extended Wigners Friend Problem Experiment to be quite fascinating. This experiment has already been performed, but I expect its results to be fully understood by the masses. And I am not proffesional physicist and want to understand it better too by myself. a-quantum-experiment-suggests-theres-no-such-thing-as-objective-reality The results of this experiment call into question one or more assumptions about the existence of objective reality, freedom of choice, or locality. All three cannot exist together. But personally, I think that the second and third points have been checked a lot of times, so no matter how improbable it may seem, the first point is the most likely. But what it really means remains to be understood.

      • JustVik@lemmy.mlEnglish
        2·
        8 days ago

        Sorry for this website it’s not some special website, just one of many website describing the experiment. You can search in internet for better site with review of this experiment(Extended Wigners Friend Experiment).

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
    31·
    10 days ago

    If it turns out there really is no free will. What will happen? Do we get a kind Utopia? Or fascism where you are mistreated based on your lot in life?

  • Anissem@lemmy.ml
    2·
    10 days ago

    I think you have something there with the booger theory. Please do testing and report back.

  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch
    1·
    10 days ago

    I think it’ll be wild if AI actually becomes incredibly intelligent. I’m thinking specifically about materials and what crazy new one AI could dream up but at a level that would require it to actually think and not regurgitate some LLM data it scraped.

    • comfy@lemmy.ml
      2·
      9 days ago

      what crazy new one AI could dream up but at a level that would require it to actually think and not regurgitate some LLM data it scraped.

      A LLM wouldn’t be useful but I wonder how far this can be done without AI (machine learning) technology, just programmatically like with protein folding simulations.

  • folaht@lemmy.ml
    11·
    9 days ago

    A high-resolution picture made on nearby “neutron stars” or nearby “stellar black holes”.
    Like dark matter and the big bang they don’t exist and
    so whatever they’re looking at will never conform to their theories.
    Both of these type of objects are stars larger than jupiter with the latter being the largest class of supergiants.

      • folaht@lemmy.ml
        1·
        8 days ago

        The more detailed pictures will be of these type of objects(stars),
        the harder it will be to ignore their large sizes
        and thus theories about them.

        Too many of these space objects are not behaving as they should have,
        and so any crutch theories about them will be crushed.

        Stars simply don’t work the way we think they do.
        Planetary and star formation simply doesn’t work the way we currently think they do.

        And the clearer the pictures are of these space objects,
        the more clear it becomes that what scientists theorized
        of what they thought they were looking at, just isn’t it.

        One of them that should have alarmed scientists,
        but hasn’t, is how comets suspiciously look like asteroids,
        pure rock, while they should have looked very icy with
        some dust sprinkled on them.
        You might even say that they look the same, but are just
        traveling in different orbits.
        And that would explain why the Philae lander’s harpoons
        wasn’t able to penetrate “the ice” and instead bounced back.